1) This post will have nothing to do with ice cream floats. I just liked the rhyme. Sorry. We’ll all survive. Probably.
2) I’m now in Puerto Natales, Chile, about to hike for a few days in Torres Del Paine national park. It’s supposed to be pretty fantastic. Mountains, rivers, insane wind. But no ice cream floats I don’t think. Really. I’m sorry.
3) In a city south of here called Punto Arenas I took a boat to an island inhabited by thousands of penguins and nothing else. Look. Look at these crazy little guys. I wanted to eat them all. How many did I actually digest? 400.
4) I have noticed the Chilean news media likes to refer to the U.S. as Gringolandía. I like to refer to the U.S. as Seacrab Henry. My reasons are unclear even to me.
5) In the past week, three people have told me my beard makes me look like a terrorist.
6) Ice cream foats for everyone.
You better shave or they might not let you back into gringoland. seriously.
By: Sister Erin on April 2, 2008
at 12:54 am
Seacrab Henry?
By: Sister Erin on April 2, 2008
at 12:54 am
Dan,
Do not joke about eating penguins! This VERY SERIOUS website makes certain that there are people pushing for eating penguin RIGHT NOW!!!
http://www.goliathcorp.com/penguin.html
Burm
By: Burm on April 3, 2008
at 9:04 pm